Cocksucker. A word of many uses.

I am currently re-watching the HBO series Deadwood. If you aren’t familiar with the show I urge you to check it out. It is a Western drama with more swearing and foul language than you would hear in 5 hours of a porno.

Anyway, one of the most used obscene words from the show is the word “Cocksucker”. After watching the series for the second time I have realized this valuable word is, unfortunately, rarely used these days. Typically one might refer to someone as a “bastard”, perhaps a “son of a bitch”, maybe even a “mother fucker”. But rarely if ever do you hear someone call someone else a “cocksucker”.

Lets think about this word. Of course the obvious connotation is a homosexual performing oral sex which is of course demeaning to any real man. But in the same way “mother fucker” does not only apply to someone who fucks another person’s mother, the word “cocksucker” does not only apply to a gay dude sucking a dick. Cocksucker in a way is the most offensive word one could imagine to call another man. In a way it wraps up the best of “mother fucker”, “bastard”, “son of a bitch”, and “douche bag”. It takes these four words, couples them with disgusting suggestions of homosexual oral sex, and then offers them all in one simple, easy to use word; “cocksucker”.

I encourage you to use this word more often. Unlike other names you can call someone, “cocksucker” gets your point across straight and clear. No one will question your seriousness. If, for example, you get out of your car holding a baseball bat after being hit by another driver and yell “Get your ass over here you cocksucker”, no one is going to question your motive.

I have made it a personal goal to use this valuable, simple word more often in my daily language. I encourage you to do the same.